Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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