my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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