Midget sex pt 2 tonight
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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