Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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