So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Someone came in the potted fern
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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