You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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