She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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