covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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