Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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