please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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