He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Well I just put wine in my tea
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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