I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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