I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
