you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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