New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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