what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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