Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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