I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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