i just sold back the books i vomitted on
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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