the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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