So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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