break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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