I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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