Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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