I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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