in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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