so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
