Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just found a bag of teeth...
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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