it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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