in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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