just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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