the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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