I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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