I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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