So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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