real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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