Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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