i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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