I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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