I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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