The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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