party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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