coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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