I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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