Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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