And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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