I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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