the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
