lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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