i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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