yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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