I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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