we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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